Thursday, April 21, 2005

Let's Join the Club

For those that noticed, a current hot topic is on clubs. So here's one on some of the biggest clubs in history (notice how the British always setup their own exclusive clubs wherever they go):
http://www.nationalcatholicreporter.org/todaystake/tt050503.htm1
(copy provided below)

If a macro example is too much for some to contemplate, a more micro one is attached for convenience ("Why Maids Are Not Allowed in Cricket Club") :
http://cckplanetblog.blogspot.com/2000_10_01_cckplanetblog_archive.html

So which and whose club are you in? Why did they let you in? In what way does it make you or them feel good?

By the way, the mighty British (some say great) once famously posted signs at a Shanghai park that said 'No Dogs or Chinese Allowed' (presumably it was grounds for one of their clubs).

That was after the Opium War gave them Hong Kong, MFN status, extra-terrestrial legal rights for British, the right to sell more opium to Chinamen, and China agreed not to call them barbarians anymore. The other powers quickly got the same soon after (may be out of admiration or respect for greatness of the British).

p.s. today got half-day off lah. Going to setup a teh tarik club tonite at Bedok Road with Benny Chin. Anyone care to join? Entrance fee only 70 cents - no need to sell anything for that.



History Lessons for Pax Americana
by Arthur Jones, NCR editor at large

Current political buzz equates President Bush's globalization with the dawn of Pax Americana. Doonesbury has already given Dubbya a centurion's helmet.

This fits nicely with the rehabilitation of Pax Britannica, (see Niall Ferguson's slightly fawning "Empire: Queen Victoria's Secret" (Basic Books) enamoured of pro-British Indians and other former serfs, and Ferguson's own nostalgia for English free trade and military and capitalist domination.

Edward Gibbon held the same views of heyday Rome. His "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire", opens as Pax Romana, those two centuries of peace from the reign of Augustus (beginning in 31 BC) to around 180 A.D. Pax Britannica had a shorter run. Arguably from 1865 to the Japanese destruction of the Russian fleet in 1904-05.

Gibbon: "In the second century of the Christian era the empire of Rome comprehended the fairest part of the earth and the most civilized portion of mankind. … Their peaceful inhabitants enjoyed and abused the advantages of wealth and luxury. The image of a free constitution was preserved with decent reverence." Free constitution for Romans, but Rome's holdings were "provinces," not free states.

Pax Romana and Pax Britannica contain parallels and warnings for a United States that aims at Empire, with Bush a latter-day Queen Victoria.

The Roman Empire was an economic domination - there was no enemy worthy of the name. The British Empire was the same: in "India Britannica" (1983) Godfrey Moorhouse reminds that England's major rush to augment its India presence came because the supply of raw cotton to England's cotton mills was cut off by the American Civil War. For Britain, "King Cotton" was the oil of its day.

Empire created the mess that is today's colonial-era divided Africa, and military-coup-prone Fiji, where the British imported Indians -- who today nearly outnumber native Fijians. Empire is the Amritsar massacre, plus everything Gandhi opposed. That's the underbelly of Pax Britannica, just as condoning torture is the underbelly of the new Pax Americana.

Rome wanted an Empire of Roman citizens. And those who became such were well satisfied. The English operated differently. The first thing they did in a new colony was found a club and a race course and exclude the locals. The English wanted to be envied. Those locals admitted under sufferance to further the iron grip were well satisfied to be included.

The Americans want to be loved. Let's see how that plays with the Iraqis, the Arabs and Muslims.


Arthur's Daily Ditty
Pax Americana: Bush locuta est

Carpe diem, seize the dime,
Tempus fugit, fuggedabout the Times,
O quo vadis? Osama who?
Caveat emptor, caves' empty, too.

Pater Nosterv, thank you, Dad,
Iraq's oil's ours, pax, your lad.

(PS, Postscriptum:
Our motto's certain:
E pluribus unum et Halliburton.)

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