Interesting theory on a son of something...
http://www.latimes.com/news/la-fg-jesus29apr29,0,1333472.story?track=ntothtml
If you believe one bunch, some deity squeezed one of his offsprings into a virus-sized man-body (virus-size is perhaps giving 'em manhood too big a size given the domain the deities supposedly lord over but let's not quibble) just to show some big headed people how much the deity loved them.
If you believe the other bunch, that is all crap and the only thing squeezed into that man-body was just a small postcard (message), and their other postcard carrying fella was bigger.
Depending on who you believe, the character in question is either a son of a deity or just a small time delivery boy of a deity. The 2nd bunch is perfectly reasonable in thinking that if a deity can send 1 messenger the deity can always send another.
In that case, the 2nd bunch should be more correct since their idol should have more up-to-date messages from the deity since he came after the other bunch's idol. (This is based on my 'latest paper has the latest news' theory but that can of course be crap in which case I have another theory for it - 'latest paper has the latest crap')
But then why stop with the 2nd bunch's idol and not send more messengers? The deity gone lazy and decided to leave the task of communicating deitical messages to mullahs and priests? Or impotent? And what cheapo deity would bother to second such an important job as saving his 'children' to priests that fondle boys, hor?
Umh messenger theories sound crappy... So let's try the son of deity theory
If those big headed modern apes are so important to him, that deity can surely have some more sons and sacrifice them one after the other just to show his 'love' time and again can't he? What can't do? Who say no can do?
In fact, a 3rd bunch of fellas that lived 150 years ago in China during the Taiping Revolution said 'yes can do'. Those 'middle of everything' Chinamen who searched like hell for millenia finally found their 'true deity' 1800 years after the first bunch and 1300 years after the 2nd bunch, but only after the Jesuits had gunned their way into the Middle Kingdom.
So late then find and need a legion of Jesuit messengers some more (other people need only 1 or 2 fellas only, depending on which of the 2 other bunch you follow). Losers hor? May be not...
According to this bunch of Chinamen they found out that that deity had 4 sons, 3 of whom was living in China at the same time! Hey, that deity really 'delivered' in China (like true Chinamen)! And since these fellas came after the other 2 messengers they gotta be more up-to-date with deitical news.
Don't laugh okay - no respect for Chinamen seekers?
But alas, kowtowing to 3 yellow skinned sons of a deity and 1 almost white skinned son of the same was not at all palatable to the Biritish who went on to help gun those bunch of 'I-found-the-lord-and-more' Chinamen into thin air.
Which explains why present day Chinamen super-seekers had never heard of that history. Such history is of course conveniently made irrelevant by some of those Chinamen - to save their ego if not anything else..
Which also explains why super-seeker Chinamen of the present day are of the 'I-found-the-lord-of-the-whitemen-and-cant-find-no-more' type. Useless Chinamen hor? 150 years after the Taiping seekers and not just cannot find more but find lesser!?
2nd class losers indeed.
Just my theory but it can all be crap too. After all, what does a no-super-seeker Chinaman know hor?
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