Here goes a group of Bush-like idiots that think they can get away with whacking & plundering others based on drummed up excuses...
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Sunday, March 14, 2004
Saturday, March 13, 2004
Heavenly Hour of the Idiots
My country Malaysia has its constitutionally required elections once every four years or so. As usual, the political parties get one week to nominate their candidates and another week to campaign. This year, voting day is 21 March which is the Formula 1 race day at Sepang. Like the fast car race which means it is all over in a matter of hours, it is understandable that Malaysia’s political ‘leaders’ will try their best to make the most bang for themselves in the most efficient manner. That is why we Malaysians again have the opportunity to witness another “hour of the political idiots”. However to my memory, this must be the zenith. In fact, this time their hour should be known as the “Heavenly Hour of the Idiots”. And here is why.
According to PAS, everyone that voted for them will get to go to heaven. If these idiots are to be believed, that would mean that god has lost control of the gates of heaven (perhaps he learnt from the Americans and started practicing democracy but lost out to PAS in a heavenly contest), and those generous idiots had lowered the price of tickets to heaven. And voters that believe PAS should die soon enough to maximize their enjoyment of the pleasures of heaven (hey, no need to even go to Mecca and throw pebbles!). Heck, that’s good news for people like me, it just means thousands of idiots lesser in this world! People like me also wonder why the PAS leaders are still on this unholy earth given their supreme holiness and new-found control but we soon learn not to quibble with supreme idiots.
And according to MCA, a vote for them means striking a lottery. The MCA idiots probably meant to describe themselves and the money that will line their own pockets when they get to power, rather than that of the voters. But heck, who cares? Their supporters are as stupid as them anyway. Like someone once said, the greatest thing about democracy is that it makes sure that a country do not get a government better than it deserves!
So you know what non-idiots should do in this election? They should cast one vote for MCA in the parliamentary elections, and one for PAS in the state elections. Hey, this way they cover all corners. Good money on earth and a ticket to heaven when their luck on earth runs out – that is if PAS & MCA are not bluffing! And if those PAS and MCA idiots prove to be liars, Malaysia will still not be a living hell full of PAS-like idiots running the country at the parliamentary level, and we can always bribe the MCA parliamentary idiots to stuff those PAS state idiots! Hey, what a deal made in heaven!
Lastly, all those who have been trying so hard to end up in heaven should hurry back to Malaysia or apply for Malaysian citizenship (you can buy one, you know), and vote for PAS – but, remember to do us all a favour, only state seats hor?
Legend:
PAS stands for PArti Se-Islam Malaysia a.k.a. PArty of Supreme Idiots of Malaysia
MCA stands for Malaysian Chinese Association a.k.a. Malaysian Clowns Association
According to PAS, everyone that voted for them will get to go to heaven. If these idiots are to be believed, that would mean that god has lost control of the gates of heaven (perhaps he learnt from the Americans and started practicing democracy but lost out to PAS in a heavenly contest), and those generous idiots had lowered the price of tickets to heaven. And voters that believe PAS should die soon enough to maximize their enjoyment of the pleasures of heaven (hey, no need to even go to Mecca and throw pebbles!). Heck, that’s good news for people like me, it just means thousands of idiots lesser in this world! People like me also wonder why the PAS leaders are still on this unholy earth given their supreme holiness and new-found control but we soon learn not to quibble with supreme idiots.
And according to MCA, a vote for them means striking a lottery. The MCA idiots probably meant to describe themselves and the money that will line their own pockets when they get to power, rather than that of the voters. But heck, who cares? Their supporters are as stupid as them anyway. Like someone once said, the greatest thing about democracy is that it makes sure that a country do not get a government better than it deserves!
So you know what non-idiots should do in this election? They should cast one vote for MCA in the parliamentary elections, and one for PAS in the state elections. Hey, this way they cover all corners. Good money on earth and a ticket to heaven when their luck on earth runs out – that is if PAS & MCA are not bluffing! And if those PAS and MCA idiots prove to be liars, Malaysia will still not be a living hell full of PAS-like idiots running the country at the parliamentary level, and we can always bribe the MCA parliamentary idiots to stuff those PAS state idiots! Hey, what a deal made in heaven!
Lastly, all those who have been trying so hard to end up in heaven should hurry back to Malaysia or apply for Malaysian citizenship (you can buy one, you know), and vote for PAS – but, remember to do us all a favour, only state seats hor?
Legend:
PAS stands for PArti Se-Islam Malaysia a.k.a. PArty of Supreme Idiots of Malaysia
MCA stands for Malaysian Chinese Association a.k.a. Malaysian Clowns Association
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