Who to Blame for Bird Flu?

According to the New Scientist, they suspect this year’s bird flu started in China as a result of a mass vaccination exercise gone sour when chickens in China were vaccinated following a bird flu epidemic in Hong Kong a few years ago. The Chinese government denied the allegation and strongly protested the irresponsible reporting of the weekly.

Those of us aware of the Story of Nolah would understand why the Chinese government may have a case. You see, according to the Nolah-likes, there is no such thing as evolution. Every thing that exists around us had been there since the beginning when God created everything and Nolah’s family were the only humans saved from a later ‘big flood’ by our fella Nolah himself.

So, Chinamen must be descendants of Nolah’s incestuous family and should therefore be preceded by the bird flu virus which existed from the very beginning. Of course, this assumes the following:

1. that Chinamen are humans.
Since we know many Chinamen claim they are Nolah-likes, Chinamen must be humans (anyone want to ‘arg’ with that? How about you Dolahs out there?)

2. the concepts of time and precedence holds true in Nature all the time.
Since the Nolah storybook did not say that these concepts are false, we have no basis to think so (this is the logic of IBBDNSSCSSL or ‘if Boss’ Book did not say so, cannot say so lah’). In addition, if time and precedence do not ‘pakai’, the New Scientist has no basis to be sure China’s vaccinations a few years ago caused the bird flu now.

There you have it, the New Scientist is wrong to blame the flu on the Chinese. Someone else is responsible but we can be sure it is not the Chinamen. I really give up on those ‘scientist’ fellas. They never accept such simple and neat explanations to things. And those silly fools are still mucking around everyday trying to find so-called ‘vaccines’ which they claim are slightly mutated and less fatal/virulent versions of the actual virus that they think when injected into humans will cause their bodies to produce anti-bodies against the actual culprit. (If you wonder why those stupid scientists should not waste time on that, it’s because mutation is the cornerstone of evolution and that’s not possible according to our Nolah-likes. Which is why when those Nolah-likes have a flu they don’t go to the scientists but go to the doctor! Hey, there’s a lot of difference, OK.)

By the way, how come Chinamen look different from other in-bred descendents of Nolah if there is no such thing as evolution? Aw, silly question, only fools say they are different. The only thing different is their names but even then it is just the ‘unimportant hind part’ where you find irrelevant terms like ‘Tan Ah Kow’ and ‘Chin Ah Beng’. And if you focus on the ‘most important’ front part of their names (you know, front means most important according to the precedence theory), they are all the same.

No? Let’s not quibble over that.

Actually, I left this out from our Nolah story. Once when an off-spring pair of Nolah was practicing their incestual kung fu, the father over-did the hops and chases. Which was why the mother over-heated. Which was why the Negroes were overcooked black and their hair permed. That also explains why Negros run and jump better than other humans (you better be able to run fast for the air cooling to work).

The Indians were luckier, their parents were either less enthusiastic or discovered Yoga to cool themselves down. So their mother’s temperature was lower and Indians only black but hair no perm.

The Caucasians were conceived while their parents were holidaying in the North Pole where the colder weather compensated for the mother's over-heating, and they liked the color of the polar bear.

And the Chinamen? Hah, this one more high tech! Their parents were holidaying in a region known as the Yellow Sea which is in between North Pole and India, so color also in between. They also discovered plastic surgery that they employed to pull back the skin just behind the eyes of their kids to produce the slit eyes! And since they liked the Indian’s straight black hair they transplanted some of those to their children.