Priest-Nun Leviticus

(This joke inspired my little contribution at bottom)

Subject: Priest n Nun joke

A priest was driving along and saw a nun by the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says, "Father, remember Psalm 129".

The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth time, he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The nun once again says, "Father, remember Psalm 129". Once again the priest apologizes, "Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak".

Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the Bible and looks up Psalm 129 - it said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE WELL INFORMED IN YOUR JOB OR YOU MIGHT MISS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.



CCK:
Have to say nun-type was quite creative coming up with first chronicle.....but alas got nun of the fun she want.

So mark the second chronicle:

Revelation for nun-type:
getta to john and not beat around the book.
Just let priest-type's hand runneth over your cup
while nun-type offereth constant confessions (feedback).

Did not help that nun-type used quotation
that's nevereth in the said psalm.
Luckily for nun-types with lesser psalm collections,
there are hymms that don't give a luke
what says the psalm,
and are endoweth with johns
that giveth what nun-types needeth without psalm aids.

So genesis the world as numbers come forth
and sought, and found glory further north.
And causeth the exodus of the likes of
matthew, daniel, samuel, esther and george.
While other nun and priet-types play judges in spite
and use only their palms for leviticus.

Psalm good?
nun the less, priest the lord!