Tweeting New Millenia Apes

A few thousand years ago, they copied some Sumerian idea on putting words on pieces of clay or stones and thought it was a big deal. Thus coming up with a 'great tale' about some Mossy fella with his handful of 'deitical commandments' on a clay tablet.

A couple thousand years later, they learnt to make paper from some 'Jew's bastard Arabs' who picked that trick up a few hundred years earlier from some Tang Chinamen (by then Chinamen had been writing on papers for a thousand years) and they thought it was such a great thing. Thus coming up with their claim that they are 'men of the books'. That's the reason why some Chinaman that do not know all that go round bragging to others about their 'great book of deitical words'. Tacitus ape boys...

Now those holy apes are a bit faster. They copy the idea of putting 'holy news' on the internet a few decades after the thing was invented. Slow asses getting quicker?

But then I wonder why they even have to resort to copying the use of the internet. You see, despite all my knocking at them there are still jokers that continue to tell me to 'lock yourself in a room for 1 hour and talk to (their) deity...' (implying they can do that, wah low-cost god-comms apelec...)

With such god-comms ability, any sharp child would say 'who needs internet?'

Another way of looking at it is this: if they can comms with deity everyday, how come none of them got any holy instruction on how to make paper, internet or some no-need-energy-but-can-comms-with-anything equipment before those infidels?

Then those jokers sitting in places like the Vatican etc. (and their aping Chinamen) would be able to show off something more substantive to people like me.

Some more claim they are very different from apes...



http://news.asiaone.com/News/Latest%2BNews/Science%2B%2526%2BTech/Story/A1Story20110629-286652.html

Vatican launches new website with pope's first tweet
AFP
Wed, Jun 29, 2011

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican formally unveiled its new Internet information portal news.va on Wednesday, a day after Pope Benedict XVI launched the initiative with his first Twitter message sent from an iPad.

A smiling pope was seen tapping on his iPad with the help of cardinals surrounding him in video footage released by the Vatican. The screen saver on the tablet was a picture of the pope as a young man with his family.

The 84-year-old pontiff, dressed in a white cassock at the head of a long wooden table in the Vatican, can be seen tapping on a link with the word "Publish" which does not appear to work but then scrolls through the website.

The pope used his official name in Latin - the Vatican's official language - to launch the site on Tuesday with a tweet reading: "Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ! With my prayers and blessings, Benedictus XVI."

The website brings together news from Vatican media including the official daily Osservatore Romano, Vatican radio and television and the Catholic Church's missionary news agency which covers the developing world.

News.va will also be updating the faithful on Vatican events and important events concerning Catholics around the world through Twitter, YouTube videos and photos on Flickr. The website was developed by a Spanish web design agency.

The Vatican has embraced social media in recent months in an attempt to reach a wider and more youthful audience, as it struggles against growing secularism in society and deals with a wave of paedophile priest scandals.